A quite boring day made all the worse by having to spend an hour this evening cleaning up dog puke. There was a stupid Jack Russell at the park this afternoon who insisted on tearing a tennis ball apart and leaving it all over the floor. My gorgeous girl being the dimwit that she is insisted on eating every piece that I didn’t manage to pick up. I guess I missed a lot of it, and I got to see exactly how much this evening. Be thankful I didn't take pictures!

Mike: I'm not sure who is dumber? The dog that ate the ball or the big person that let her!